Oy, is this blog officially defunct? NO, not as long as I’m still the CEO of Jew Eat Yet, Inc.! Yesterday marked the one-year anniversary of my gig writing for MSN Movies and the one-year anniversary of leaving this blog in the dust! My fantasy was that I’d continue using this space for other, more personal writing since that fulfills a whole different kind of writing need, but there are only so many hours in the day and between my movie work and editing books for various publishers I’ve come up terribly short in the blogging department. Not that this move has caused much rioting in the streets and in even commenting on it I’m doing what I swore I’d stop doing—writing about blogging. (Yawn.) As if regular ol’ blogging wasn’t narcissistic enough?
Anyway, the main times lately when I’ve really felt the absence of my blog is when some of my favorite stars have kicked the bucket. Let's face it—this site has practically become a clearinghouse for celebrity obituaries in recent years! The last time I wrote on here, over a month ago, was when lovely Ann Rutherford died. But what about Andy Griffith, who died two weeks ago at the age of 86. Or Ernest Borgnine, who died a week ago today at the age of 95? Today clinched the deal when I heard that one of my favorites, Celeste Holm, died. Like Borgnine, Holm was 95. I had to write about her, especially after what happened just before I found out about her passing. It was such a bizarre experience that I already wrote about it on Facebook AND in a personal anecdote on the MSN Movies site. Forgive me if you’re already read about it there!
I was walking along Hollywood Boulevard this morning with Charlie in our weekly trek to the Sunday Farmers Market in Hollywood. We always gaze at the stars on the Walk of Fame and play this game where I see which star Charlie stops on and then try to find some significance in that. Well, this morning we were walking along when Charlie suddenly darts over to Celeste Holm’s star and begins to touch it tenderly (which he’s never done with any star). Remember this was early in the morning before I heard anything on the news about the actress. I quickly snapped this photo at which point Charlie sat down on the star (again, something he’s never done!) and refused to budge! At one point he was lying face down across Holm’s name (taking in the full filth of Hollywood Boulevard, I may add!). Very odd. We finally went on to the market and about an hour later, when we got back into my car, the very first thing I heard on the radio was that Celeste Holm had died this morning. Whaaaat?? Is Charlie a celebrity empathic? The reincarnation of one of Holm’s hundreds of co-stars? Or just his father’s son, in tune with the comings and goings of Old Timey Hollywood? Yikes! I really got the chills when I heard the news.
Not that I ever have a difficult time making celebrity deaths all about ME, ME, ME! Maybe that’s why I didn’t feel compelled to write about Griffith and Borgnine, because I didn’t feel a strong personal connection. On the other hand, I did feel somewhat connected to Andy since our friend Sam Bobrick wrote some of the best “Andy Griffith Shows” back in the 1960s and we used to watch it every week looking for his name. I don’t think I ever missed an episode and I always had the hots for Andy’s girlfriend, whether it was Elinor Donahue in the early years or Aneta Corsaut’s schoolteacher Helen Crump later on. I wrote about Don Knotts on here when he died in 2006 and how moved I was by his relationship to Andy Griffith that lasted until his death.
On Facebook, I noted what I think is Andy Griffith’s best performance—in the Elia Kazan film “A Face in the Crowd” with Patricia Neal. Griffith is utterly brilliant (and terrifying) in the role of “Lonesome” Rhodes, a drunken drifter who is discovered by Neal in rural Arkansas and rises to fame and power on TV. Take a look at this clip and then go watch the hard-hitting film which I believe was way ahead of its time.
Ernest Borgnine? I don’t think I ever met him and I didn’t even watch “McHale’s Navy” as a kid (hey, sue me, it was on opposite “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.!”). But I certainly admired many of his films including “From Here to Eternity,” “Marty,” “The Catered Affair,” “The Dirty Dozen,” and yes, “The Poseidon Adventure!” Come on—who didn’t cry when Borgnine loses his sexy wife, Stella Stevens? (Oops—spoiler alert!)
And dear Celeste Holm, an ageless woman who first appeared on Broadway 72 years ago, won an Oscar 65 years ago, and starred in a TV series as recently as 12 years ago. As I wrote earlier today, Celeste Holm was nominated for three Best Supporting Actress Oscars and she was the very definition of a “supporting actress.” Not in the sense that her roles were shorter or less important that those of the film’s leads, but more that Holm was such an ideal ensemble player who upped the game of everyone around her. While her Academy Award for “Gentleman’s Agreement,” a hard-hitting 1947 film about American anti-Semitism starring Gregory Peck and Dorothy McGuire, was well deserved, my favorite Celeste Holm performance by far is in the 1950 Bette Davis classic, “All About Eve.” Holm plays Karen Richards in the film, the sweet wife of playwright Lloyd Richards (Hugh Marlowe) and best friend to temperamental diva Margo Channing (Davis). It is Karen who first introduces the conniving Eve Harrington (Anne Baxter) to Margo, and she remains the heart and soul of the film through all the machinations and histrionics of the main players.
Holm’s third Oscar nomination was for the 1949 film, “Come to the Stable,” in which she and Loretta Young play French nuns who come to a small New England town to help the residents build a children’s hospital. My other favorite Celeste Holm films include “The Tender Trap” (1955) and “High Society” (1956), both opposite Frank Sinatra. On stage, Holm originated the role of Ado Annie in Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “Oklahoma” (1943).
The first time I ever saw Celeste Holm as a kid was on the beloved TV version of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “Cinderella” starring Holm as the Fairy Godmother and Lesley Ann Warren as Cinderella. In another odd twist of fate, I was at a screening at the Motion Picture Academy last night and found myself sitting directly in front of the still beautiful Warren. I wish I had turned around and talked to her about working with Celeste Holm all those years ago.
The first stage musical I ever saw when I was growing up in Chicago was a touring company of “Mame” starring Celeste Holm as the irrepressible Mame Dennis. I’ve seen her several times since then, the most recent being in 2008 when she introduced a screening of “All About Eve” at the American Cinematheque in Hollywood. With her memory fading, Holm was joined on stage by her husband Frank Basile (over 40 years her junior!), who helped her remember various anecdotes about the making of the film. In addition to stories bout “All About Eve,” Holm told us about the time she purposely stalled an elevator so she could beg director Anatole Litvak for a role in “The Snake Pit.” (She got the part!) She also told a story about the “swear jar” that goody-two-shoes actress Loretta Young set up on the set of “Come to the Stable.” Celeste and the other actors were forced to drop a quarter into the jar every time they so much as uttered a “damn” in Young’s presence. When ballsy Ethel Merman heard about the swear jar, she stormed onto the set, shoved a twenty-dollar bill into the jar and said, “There you go, Loretta. Now go fuck yourself!”
Needless to say, Celeste Holm brought the house down with that story, as she’s been doing with audiences for over seven decades in the spotlight. Rest in peace, Celeste!
I've been wondering where you were, Danny....I know you are very busy---I did not know that you are on Facebook--but, of course, that makes sense. I miss your visits to my blog, but, again...I figure you are too busy. So, it is good to see you posting once again---Obits though they are....!
I agree about Andy Griffith. "A FACE IN THE CROWD"...Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant.
Celeste....Well, she did S.T.A.G.E. back in 1994---Not to speak ill of the dead, but let's just say, she was difficult...! But I too loved her in the films you mentioned. "GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT" is such an important film....STILL current, in my view, today.
"ALL ABOUT EVE"....My Very Favorite Of All Time!!! "COME TO THE STABLE", too....a sweet story....!
Truly Amazing that your dear son was so interested in Celeste Holms STAR, on the morbing of her death...! Life is sometimes so filled with strange and wonderful coincidences.....
Hope all is well with you and yours, my dear.
Posted by: OldOldLady Of The Hills | July 16, 2012 at 12:51 AM
Hey! I saw Ernest Borgnine, up close and personal, at a national park visitor center one morning in Utah, in the late-'80s-early-'90s, I think.
I was on a road trip with my Frencher Half, who wouldn't have known EB from a wooden native American and, thus, was not atwitter when I told him about my celebrity sighting...
He was white-haired and I probably said something totally nul, so EB was right to just look right through me. Nevertheless, I recall the experience with a certain excitement akin to that perhaps felt by a birdwatcher stumbling upon a theretofore non-encountered winged-wonder. It was pretty cool.
Happy blaghing and happy MSN anniversary, Danny!
Posted by: The Pliers | July 16, 2012 at 03:39 AM
Daniel Mark Miller! Do not ever stop writing in this blog. Do you hear me????
Posted by: your sister | July 27, 2012 at 08:52 AM
I just stumbled upon your blog and absolutely love it. It started when I googled Thelma Ritter and found your homage. Then I moved to Davy Jones and now Celeste Holm.
The first real Broadway style show I ever saw was the tour of "Mame" you mentioned when it passed through Chicago. I was entranced and credit that (and my father's love for theatre music) with my love of the stage.
Thanks for reminding me that Celeste played Karen in "All About Eve" - a favorite movie that helped inspire my performance as "Eve" in "Applause" in the late 70's. (see, ultimately it's about "me" too.)
Neverthe less, consider yourself "bookmarked" and I look forward to wading through your past blogging in addition to looking for your MSN reviews. How could I not love a fellow Chicagoan?
Posted by: Andrea Townsend | August 02, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Just saw our other sister's comment from 7/27. I have to agree!
Keep Jew Eat Yet Alive!
Sure, we all miss more frequent postings, but infrequent is so much better than never.
Have you given any thought to cloning?
Posted by: Your Big Brother Bruce | August 12, 2012 at 09:40 PM
Haven't checked in for awhile- so really thrilled to see your latest entry. You are able to make the connections that this reader would not otherwise be privy to learning. Thanks for finding the time to share!
Posted by: Lynn | August 14, 2012 at 01:08 PM
I, too, stumbled across your blog when I when I googled Thelma Ritter. Since then, I dip into your archives whenever I feel a need to connect with someone who writes as well as you do, who expresses unashamed affection, and is generous in sharing an honest slice of his human experience. When the day gets a little choppy, Jew Eat Yet sets me back on an even keel. Even an occasional piece is much appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Patricia Murray | September 06, 2012 at 08:25 AM
Dear Danny, where are you? We, I ( a long time follower of your blog) miss you. Where else can we find your always amusing musings?
Posted by: Eva | September 08, 2012 at 07:58 AM
Nice to hear your personal writing voice. I so loved that Cinderella. I can remember seeing it on TV the first time, just mesmerized.
did you really remember that McHale's Navy was opposite the Man from Uncle? I must have given up the former to watch the latter.
Your story about Charlie and the star gives me the chills!
Posted by: Frances | September 10, 2012 at 06:37 PM
Keep on blogging! Entertainers - movie stars, radio actors, TV actors - become part of our extended family. They don't know us,but we know them. Celeste Holm was always one of my favorites, ever since I first heard the original cast album of Oklahoma on 78s in the early forties (when I was a little kid).
Posted by: Marc Leavitt | September 12, 2012 at 04:18 AM
We miss this amazing blog! Hope to hear from you again.
Posted by: Steve | October 24, 2012 at 06:19 AM
Danny, we miss your writing. Come back!
Posted by: RD | November 07, 2012 at 06:58 PM
Nu?
Posted by: DebbieW | November 14, 2012 at 04:57 PM